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FLOWING HAIR, AND THE LUXURIANT FLOWING HAIR CLUB
As we all know, many female country music singers flaunt their luxuriant flowing hair. Especially in the presence of bald male admirers. Shameful, but true.
Like country music singers, some scientists cannot resist the seductive appeal of luxuriant flowing hair. They even have their own secret society, the Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists:
http://www.improbable.com/hair-club
Yes, it’s shocking. Shocking.
However, we must remember that scientists occasionally behave like regular humans. For instance, they go to scientific conferences in exotic locales such as Paris and Dodge City and get plastered, just like regular people. And, yes, an undisciplined few pull on mullet wigs (those who don’t have natural mullets) and dance on table tops and smash their empty glasses into the fireplace and say inappropriate things in loud voices to their colleagues from France and Brazil and regret it all in the morning. Just like the rest of us.